Craig’s List Portland: Who wants to manage a Fairy Store?

This post, formerly found here, has been removed. But it’s a classic Portland job ad so I’m reproducing it here for posterity:

Successful entrepreneur is wanting to start a new concept in Portland.

I am looking for the one special person that I can count on to manage a store in happening Northeast Portland specializing in Fairies! We will have all things related to Fairies and perhaps even elementals.

The right person will:

Have retail management experience
Be mature
Have a successful background in retail
Be able to prove volunteer or community service work.
Be able to handle stress and boredom.
Believe in Fairies
Be able to work any days/hours.
Be able to lift 50 pounds.
Be knowledgeable in MS Office applications.
Have a fantastic personality.
Believe in the Secret.
Have a relaxed professional appearance.
Operate the store as their own without direct guidance from me.

The right person will not:

Have visible body modifications.
Have emotional baggage.
Need time off to go to Burning Man.
Depend on this opportunity to survive.
Use any drugs.

IF interested please:

Respond with a Resume
Tell me what “The Secret” means to you.
Tell me why you would make the perfect manager.
Tell me what you need or expect for a salary.


  1. william umbra

    July 30, 2009 at 7:25 am

    And to think that the Portland Tribune had the nerve to actually say Portland was really quaint and ordinary. Little do they know….

  2. “The right person will not…Need time off to go to Burning Man.” LOL! Awesome 🙂

  3. “Do ya’ll sell fairy swatters?”
    Owner needs time off to use drugs at Burning Man. Too much time spent lifting 50-pound fairies…

  4. 155178 beers on the wall.

  5. I cling on to listening to the reports talk about receiving free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the best site to get one. Could you tell me please, where could i acquire some?

  6. I know this if off topic but I’m looking into starting my own blog and was curious what all is required to get set up? I’m assuming having a blog like yours would cost a pretty penny? I’m not very internet smart so I’m not 100% certain. Any recommendations or advice would be greatly appreciated. Appreciate it

  7. All round I’ve got to acknowledge. Very last fraction even though My spouse and i ended up being hunting by way of in Walmart I had created a similar design. My spouse and i sooner or later to buy the idea.

  8. The most popular area beyond every one of them, with no perhaps contemplating double can be Zurich Europe. Europe only features this specific wonderful symbolism over it. A thing My spouse and i inherently enjoy, it can be quiet along with comforting.

  9. The tips you provided here’s extremely precious. It proved this type of pleasurable surprise to have that watching for me while i awoke today. They can be constantly clear and easy to know. Thanks a large amount for that valuable ideas you’ve got shared below.

  10. Your thinking with this make a difference is quite unique…I by no means could have arrive at in which bottom line!!

  11. You lost me, friend. I mean, I assume I get what youre saying. I understand what you are saying, but you just seem to have ignored that there are some other men and women within the world who see this issue for what it genuinely is and might not agree with you. You might be turning away a decent amount of persons who may have been supporters of your web log.

  12. I really like this web site design One of the biggest I’ve observed.

  13. Stanton Stellfox

    May 16, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    This is awesome information! I have to thank you for providing so much insight into this subject. I am so happy I found your article.

  14. You’re the best, I enjoyed Craig’s List Portland: Who wants to manage a Fairy Store?. It was good. View my blog sometime, it all about Oviedo, FL Real Estate.

  15. Your article continually have much of really up to date info. Where do you come up with this? Just saying you are very inspiring. Thanks again

  16. What i do not realize is actually how you’re not actually much more well-liked than you may be right now. You’re very intelligent. You realize therefore considerably relating to this subject, produced me personally consider it from numerous varied angles. Its like women and men aren’t fascinated unless it is one thing to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs nice. Always maintain it up!

  17. מחפשים סוכנויות רכב , שעוסקות בטרייד לאו ,מכירת רכב , השכרת רכב ועוד, תוכלו למצוא באתרי האינטרנט המובחרים.

  18. I just needed to complete a quick comment so that you can express gratitude to your account for all those wonderful pointers you’re posting at this site. Time consuming internet investigation has at the end of the day been rewarded with excellent methods to tell my guests. I would say that the majority of us prospects are very endowed to take place in an outstanding network with lots of marvellous those that have useful hints. I’m quite privileged to have used your webpages and appearance toward really more fabulous minutes reading here. Thanks again for a number of things.

  19. Awesome post! This was honestly what I was wanting to know, & I’m thankful that I at last arrived here! Thanks for sharing and continue the fantastic…what a nice article. This is very useful information for every one, and I’ll put in a good word for my friends to read this for sure…

  20. Becoming aware throughout your dreams and taking control of them is among the most fulfilling and fun things to carry out using your brain. With around a decade of lucid dreaming, I’ve utilised my dreams to speak with consumers who have been fundamental to me, to grieve totally and deeply so I could allow go of somebody I loved, to get on wild adventures I’d certainly not get to get in true living, to possess nightly vacations in the course of really stressful times, and in some cases to conquer my irrational anxiety of creepy-crawly issues (mainly centipedes – so gross!). I even now you should not like bugs, but now they don’t freak me out any longer since I implemented lucid dreaming approaches to beat them in my dreams.

  21. I have been studying your entries all through my morning holiday, and I should admit the entire article has been very enlightening and rather well written. I believed I would let you understand that for a few explanation why this blog does no longer view neatly in Web Explorer 8. I wish Microsoft would forestall changing their software. I have a question for you. Might you mind replacing weblog roll links? That may be in reality neat!

  22. You lost me, friend. What i’m saying is, I imagine I buy what youre saying. I recognize what you’re saying, however, you just seem to have forgotten that you will find another folks within the world who view this trouble for the purpose it can be and may perhaps not trust you. You might be turning away numerous those who may have been lovers of one’s website.

  23. I love your site. It is so inspirational.

  24. Undeniably believe that which you stated. Your favorite reason appeared to be on the internet the easiest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get irked while people consider worries that they just do not know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and defined out the whole thing without having side effect , people can take a signal. Will probably be back to get more. Thanks

Comments are closed.

© 2024 Technoccult

Theme by Anders NorénUp ↑