Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey: the first Satanist vampire presidential candidate

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LISTEN UP, AMERICANS! Soon, you will shoulder the responsibility of voting for the next president of the United States. Will it be the Mormon guy, the actor guy, the hair guy, the girl guy, the Satanist vampire guy … what?

Oh, yes.

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is the first Satanist vampire presidential candidate in American history, and if you think you’re fascinated, meet W. Tray White, who grabbed a camera, scraped up a crew and made “Impaler,” a strange, funny and moving documentary about the Democrat from Minnesota with a taste for blood.

Full Story: Express.

More info: Wikipedia.

(Thanks TiamatsVision!).

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Interestingly, Weird Al’s “Biggest Ball of Twine” song isn’t exactly fiction: the biggest ball of twine in the world rests in Minnesota. It was created by Francis A. Johnson, and is actually the largest twine ball rolled by one man (there are larger balls of twine that have been made by groups of people).

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