Man saves Burker King Workers from “Vampire Peacock”

Now if we only knew who he was, and why he thought the peacock was a vampire.

The 7-year-old male peacock had wandered into the Burger King parking lot last week. Employees were feeding it bread when a man appeared and began beating the animal. When they employees asked him what he was doing, the man replied, “I’m killing a vampire!”

Police were called (to deal with the man or the vampire peacock?), but the man disappeared when they arrived. The bird was so badly beaten it had to be euthanized.

From CNN News

6 Comments

  1. Fuck you, Jerk

    July 1, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    Nice headline, asshole.

    You’re as sick as the killer.

  2. Listen kids, you need to keep an open mind in life. If someone jumps in to an every-day situation and starts up the violence because there may or may not be vampirism involved, it’s your job to be grateful first and ask questions later.

  3. You’re as slick as the bloodied peacock, “Fuck you, Jerk.” Eyyo!

  4. no, Fuck YOU, jerk

    July 2, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    t0tem7 is right on this one; as we have seen with influenza, avian flue and multiple other cases, epidemics often start with and are spread by birds. The news article neither confirms of denies whether the bird was in fact a vampire or if they had to put a stake through its heart in order to put it down. Because there was no way to tell if it was in fact a vampire without endangering innocent people, I say better safe than sorry. and as for you “fuck you, jerk” and Mr. Simpson; Fuck YOU, inconsiderate jerk!

  5. Vampire Peacock Risen From The Grave

    July 2, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    Berker(!) King?
    AH HA HA HA…I AM a vampire, AND my blood is contaminated with the avian flu. If you feel a bite in the night, and see peacock feathers on you bedroom floor; know that it won’t be long before you turn into one proud, very sick vampire. The legion of the peacock vampire awaits you!!! Oh….and fuck you all!!!

  6. Did I honestly write “Burker” and look at it fifty times and walk away ok with it? Wow.

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