There are many people out there who belong to this church and don’t even know it exists. So here’s an introduction:
“This site won’t help you do anything. I’m not trying to help you become more focused, motivated or confident. As the most happily apathetic, bitter and cynical person possibly inhabiting the planet, I’m not qualified to do so, and furthermore, I couldn’t care less. If you’re deluded enough to think your life could be made meaningful if only you might happen across the right website to assist your personal development into something other than the aimless, insignificant conglomeration of matter you are, fine; but this isn’t the one. Like life itself, there is nothing meaningful to be found on this site. The Church of Apathy is a place for those enlightened enough to understand that there is no god, meaning to life, or such thing as free will to enjoy our indifference and the failure it inevitably breeds, because it is easier and, within the context of the big picture of the impermanent universe in which we reside, holds the same value as trying and “succeeding” – absolutely zero. That’s it.*
– Reverend Bob
March 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm
This reminds me of the Apathy party in that one Futurama episode, it was classic.
March 27, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I was tempted to comment, but why bother?
March 27, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Hmmm…If they got together with the One True Church of Mammon, The Church of the Exquisite Panic, and threw in a little Dudeism they might be on to something.