‘Creepy gnome’ terrorises town

creepy gnome terrorizes town

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a ‘creepy gnome’ that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget – which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk – was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Full Story: the Star.

(Thanks Brenden).

3 Comments

  1. Meh, just leave him a cup of milk. That should do it. We’ve got a gnome problem of our own. Seems like nothing can stop this thing:
    http://www.bushgnome.com/gfx/3gnomes.jpg

  2. That was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. I don’t know whether to make a Travelocity joke or a Twin Peaks dwarf joke or a Mini-Pyramid Head joke.

  3. Mini-Pyramid head jokes! Brilliant!

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