“For those tired of going out with psychopaths dredged up on Craigslist, there’s a new dating service, ScientificMatch. Its goal is to narrow the margin of error when it comes to finding a mate. The service, currently only available in the Boston area (where everyone who tries the service will be matched with Ted Kennedy), requires participants to submit a DNA sample. Once it’s been analyzed, the ScientificMatch Web site helps you find the right genetic mate for you. Either that, or learn you’ll get brain cancer in six months.”

(via 23/6)