Santa Claus (Just in time for Xmas!)
Spend your holiday free from elfin magic!

Every year like clockwork he waits until you’re asleep, breaks into your house, and leaves things lying around.

God
Never fear The Lord’s wrath again!

‘In the fire of his jealousy the whole world will be consumed, for he will make a sudden end of all who live in the earth.’ …except you.

More info and order.

(via Miss Patti).